Flatusyahu sighted getting Gas!!!

Posted in GasBuffet on March 25th, 2008
by KennyBanyasForeskin

We have uncovered a surveillance tape that features a stripped shirted individual that we have been able to confirm is indeed the missing Gasman. Spotted here attempting to fill-up his minivan using the emergency “fire control” button, if anyone can ID the town this was shot at or spots an ugly maroon minivan shedding white powder please call us at 555-1234. Thanks

Woman Goes For Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

Posted in GasBuffet on March 20th, 2008
by ConradDupes

Sometimes no picture is needed. The headline says it all

NBA’s new logo

Posted in BasketballGas on March 20th, 2008
by DimaggiosMutantSeed

In light of last night’s completely pathetic effort of the Miami Heat and the Wolves owner suggesting KG of tanking (I can’t imagine KG ever giving less than 100%, but what the hey) and pretty much what every lottery team has been doing for years, the NBA is forgoing an image change. With a much more appropriate logo.

Kudos to the Sox & other protests we want to see

Posted in BaseballGas on March 19th, 2008
by DimaggiosMutantSeed

The Red Sox waged their own non-violent protest of MLB for skimping on the $40,000 stipend due to their coaches and trainers for the upcoming Japanese road trip. Gotta admire these guys for standing up for a huge part of their team, they need somebody to go to see the geishas with too though.

With the Sox protest and the Olympics protest, we thought of some other protests we would like to see.
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Judge: Sure you’re a twat…but..

Posted in GasBuffet on March 19th, 2008
by KennyBanyasForeskin


Turns out that even when awarding a massive judgement in favor of the monolegged bitch former wife of Beatles legend Paul McCartney, the judge in the case thought very little of her just the same. Gotta give the gimp credit though. Averaging 10 mill a year for doing little more then hopping around after Sir Paul ain’t half bad.

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